Act really gay and flamboyant, and become her 'gay friend'. She will love you more than all her other friends. A few years down the line (giving legal issues and pubescence time enough to run it's course) she will profess her love to you, being sad that you are so gay. Then you can pretend you're bisexual and smash that box, nawm sayn?
Saw Eclipse last night, it was pretty dece. If she is of a comparable age to yourself, she will leave the cinema flustered and strangely aroused.
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