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Prologue
Meet Abe, a happy mudokon floor waxer from rupture farms, and, a would-of-been hero. He thinks he's got a great job, free scraps of leftover food once a week, lots of skinny half dead friends who can't talk, and he's employee of the year, great right?

Well, one night Abe was admiring the scrab cakes and paramite pies, he heard his boss revealing this, "new "n" tasty" meat. He began to creep up to the room and listen, "No!" he thought. "I don't want to ruin the suprise!" and so he walked on...