[scrab queen]

Argh. Sorry this took so long. I had to get lunch for my sister and then grandma came for a surprise visit.

==> Pepe Dicksmasher L. Pussmaster Armstrong Penisface the third gets into an argument with a small child about the usefulness of pennies in today's society.


On your way back home to clean up, you come across a small beggar child.




You take some pity on him and give him your last penny.




He doesn't seem all that happy about it. Not even a 'god bless you sir' in sight. What's the matter kid, never seen a penny before?




Beggars can't be choosers you know.




Not only does he reject your offering, but he calls it worthless too.

Oh hell naw.




The both of you get into verbal fisticuffs over the true value of a penny.




You take the time to let him know that you have a PINECOCK and an angry penis on your face, and that his argument is rendered invalid by this fact.

You've won.