[scrab queen]

Glad I could entertain. :3

==> Donate the blood to a hospital. Once in said hospital, break into the morgue and commit some nasty-ass necrophillia.






You make your way to the nearest hospital. After hypnotizing her with the awesomeness of your PEENER NOSE, you leave the BAFFLED NURSE with a BUCKET OF CROTCH BLOOD. You're sure she'll know what to do with it. You manage to slip unnoticed into the morgue.

Aw man, look at all these choices. You can't wait to-

Oh. Waitaminute. No penis. And what if you lose your brand new PINECOCK up the corkhole of a cadaver? That would suck multitudes of ass.