[scrab queen]

==> Replace penis with pine-cone and replace nose with shredded penis skin.


To honor your fallen comrade, you don his soiled husk in place of your non-existent proboscis. That bitchy pinecone will never be able to replace him.

Your new PEENER NOSE and PINECOCK look awesome. You strike an epic pose to demonstrate it's awesomeness. Oh my god look at how awesome that is, you're glowing like fucking jesus over here.