[scrab queen]

Oh. Well, you kinda forgot your name for some reason, so it looks like you'll have to come up with one. You suppose you could name yourself something awesome like Pepe Dicksmasher L. Pussmaster Armstrong the third. Anthony for short.


==> Make love to a Pinecone!


You spy something a tantalizing shade of mocha from the corner of your eye. Those velvet scales draped teasingly around that teardrop shape, the sharp ruddy scent of fresh pine...

You've got to have it





Welp. That was a terrible idea.