Snork begins dashing about wildly. Obviously, paramites aren't all that common here...
"HELLO?" He begins screaming (or hissing, whichever you prefer...) desperately.
"Can ANYONE hear me? What in odd's name is going on?
PLEASE answer me!!"
All the mudokons running in terror from the impending blast quickly begin running franically in several directions, from both the hissing paramite near them and the missile looming darkly in the sky. Some, as a result of Snork's presence, stop thinking rationally for a moment and run closer to Alf's for a moment, stop, and turn back around. Assuming it was a charity run for one of the mudokon's various needs, Snork step through the door to Alf's.
"More tea for me!" he says under his breath, though quite loudly. He stops at the closest abandoned table and sips some tea. He doesn't notice the wired slig with a suitcase, though.
All right. That was imaginative enough, i think...
(note i really did mean to say wired, not weird... just clearing it up.)