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You've never been excited by the return of a much-loved character?
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It's not a fucking character. It's a cube. A stupid little cube. It's dumb that you nerds got so worked up over it in the first place. It's like when babies start crying in a small public place. One starts, the rest follow suit. It's like a chain reaction of argh.
If you guys were excited about GLaDOS being alive [okay, so we knew she was, but still] I could get behind you. But a fucking CUBE. Gah. Every time I drive behind some asshole with the "I heart my companion cube" bumper sticker I want to fucking osmosis into their vehicle and end them. Seriously. It's such a stupid fad.