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I could sit on my ass all day if I wanted but that gets boring, so I decided to do something I like doing. You know, aside from raping tigers and abusing children.  |
Really? You mean you
don't sit on your ass all day? Aren't you just a lighting technician? Isn't that essentially "Sitting on your ass all day, the career!" except for when you have to pretend you're helping the guys actually installing the lights? Don't you hate your job? All of the above questions are invalid because you're a liar.
@ DI: Literally posted within a second of each other, there.