The best [beast] part is that this is only two months worth of new growth. I had to trim it up for a big inspection and performance review, but now that my awesomeness has been acknowledged and compensated, I am free to grow a filthy stinky beard.
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hey probably want pictures of your scrotum
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if you were a fly on the wall during the evaluation i just finished you would retract said statement. seriously. ew.