old, long, tedious joke:
man brings his son into the pub, and all his son consists of is a head. he places the head on the bar, and the bartender gives him a pint. he drinks it with a little help, and suddenly grows a torso. "Bloody hell!" the bartender says, and pours him another one. he drinks that too, and out pop his arms. "Its miracle brew!" his dad says, amazed. "Pour him another one!" "Are you sure?" the bartender asks, wary of what might happen. "Of course! another one!" he gives him another drink and he grows a pair of legs. so happy, the son jumps into the air and runs outside skipping and dancing, but gets hit by a bus and is killed. "See! I told you!" the bartender says, "You should have stopped while he was a-head!"
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