THE ROBOTNIK PARTY
1. ALL MOBIANS MUST PAY FEALTY TO MEEEE.
2. I WILL BE ON EVERY PIECE OF LEGAL TENDER.
3. TUESDAY IS RRRRAPING DAY.
4. WEDNESDAY IS SUPAH RRRAPING DAY!
5. IT WILL BE YOUR DUTY TO MAKE ME HAPPY!
6. YOU ARE ALL MY PRRRISONAHS.
6. YOU WILL BRING ME PRESENTS!
7. YOU ARE DOOMED TO A LIFE OF SUFFERING.
8. THESE ARE ALL LAWS I THINK AND ANY VIOLATORS WILL BE SUBJECT TO TERMINATION VIA ANAL PENETRRRRATION.
9. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
10. CAPTUAH THAT HEDGEHOG!!
BASICALLY I AM SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE GOP
BARK! BARK BARK BARK!