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The Ten-Fold Goal of the Perfectly Ordinary Party.

1. Allocate increasing funds to robotics, cybernetics, genetics and somatics research.
2. All citizens legally required to voluntarily donate their deceased bodies to science/government.
3. Single punishment for all crimes: voluntary donation of living carcass to science/government.
4. NHS funding cut, sizeable bounty awarded to hospitals for each carcass provided.
5. Biological weapons research re-established, Shetland, Orkney, Wight, Guernsey, Jersey and Falkland islands re-purposed as testing grounds. Relocation of populations unnecessary.
6. Establishment of United Dominion Space Command. Withdrawal from Outer Space and Space Preservation treaties.
7. Goal of self-sufficient Lunar colony.
8. Goal of establishing Earth-facing death ray on surface of Luna.
9. Royal Family, non-British citizens and immigrants to voluntarily donate living carcasses to science/government.
10. Abolishment of Parliament and Prime Minister in favour of one man Overberg. Perfectly Ordinary Party leader to be Overberg-for-life.
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