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05-27-2010, 09:53 PM
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The Havoc Party!

1. If no job of your level can be found within a timespan of 3 months you are deemed to take one below your level (even if that means flipping burgers) until you find one that is more appropriate. Refusal of low level jobs means a direct withdrawal of your unemployment benefits.

2. Immigration, not counting war victims and stuff like that, will be set to a fixed number each year and you actually have to have a good reason to come here aside from: "It's better over there..."

3. Introduce capital punishment for any serial murder and serial rape that is deemed proven beyond reasonable doubt.

4. Multiplied sentencing for each conviction. Standard sentence in years x amounts of time convicted = total time in jail.

5. Religious extremists are instantly deported or thrown in a mental facility.

6. Any political party with a religious foundation is instantly banned. Religion and politics are to be separated at all times. See point 5.

7. Allow the private ownership of exotic animals including, but not limited to: tigers and other big cats. (Can't be a political party without some self gain, now can I?)

8. Oh and no more huge houses and massive cars or vacation trips for the prime minister or anyone else in the kabinet who thinks they can use the public's taxes for that sort of stuff. You are to be shot on site if you mess with tax money.
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