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Hades had a cool voice and I liked his death mothball hair wings thing, but if there's some similarity to Voldermort I wouldn't know, I gave up the films after Azkaban. The Kraken looked really cool, and it made a great setpiece for the dogfight. Bubo is a retarded clockwork owl, I loved how they were all "this is serious movie, leave that there" because that in-and-of-itself was a joke. The Djinn was a less vocal Jar Jar, which is good, because the most annoying thing about Jar Jar anyway.
And complaining about a black horse? can you be any more racist? This is Obama's America!
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My Hades/Voldermort claim was in reference to the fact that Ralph Fiennes plays both characters. The only difference, like I said, is that this time he had a nose. Oh, and some hair.
The Kraken didn't look cool at all. Maybe it's because I'm a sentimental bastard who watched the original clash a few times a week for about a year when I was younger, or maybe it's because I expect more out of movies in general, but the god damned Kraken just looked like a clusterfuck of cgi to me. It was weak.
Fuck Sam Worthington, too. That fuck has said in several interviews now that he is the only reason Bubo was cut from the movie, which is pathetic. Who the fuck can't compete with an animatronic owl? It probably would have taken my attention away from his horrible acting. Fuck him, fuck the movie, and fuck that god damned black pegasus. It was just stupid. It was all they could have done to make him different other than giving him a fucking unicorn's horn.