[Oddey]

In my world, you will be punished with a lot of frowns if a noise escapes your lips without permission, unless it's laughter, coughs, sneezes, or a scream.

And you will be punished with a beating if your smile is annoying.

You will be punished with death if you ever turn a speaker past the half mark.

You will be punished with several beatings if you use gay as an insult.

You will be punished with imprisonment in a windowless palace if you attempt to overthrow me as high ruler.

You will be punished with a trip to an insane asylum if you claim to be normal.

You will be punished with a stay in a real prison, where you will be forced to work, paint, compose, write and sculpt, if you keep up with fashions instead of actual work and creativity.

You will be punished with a stay in the same palace as those who try to overthrow me if you do not write at least one book.