Can't all of us white folk just be happy with each others' company, and start hunting down colored demon spawns like God intended?
Also, it's important that we don't allow this child to have died in vain. It's all too plain to see what happens when parents don't expose their children to enough violent, gun-oriented media. If an infant doesn't witness constant and brutal programming during their early years, then to them, guns take on a connotation of harmless novelty. And based on the quick adaption of technology by our species, I speculate the young girl may have simply been attempting to inspect the infrared workings of an assumed gun controller, in some abstract attempt to backwards engineer a superior device.
All debate aside, I think it's safe to blame Obama.
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