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Famous typos:

“Boeing loses $70 million due to misplaced comma.”

San Francisco Chronicle


“Death sentence challenged over typo.”

---Sacramento Bee


“This contract shall be effective as of the singing of this agreement.”

---From a customer’s rental agreement; he was not a vocalist.


“He used his wench to pull his truck out of the ditch.”

---That’s not the purpose of women.


“I know judo, karate, jujitsu and other forms of marital arts.”

---Next time, try love, understanding and communication.


“Sign up now for our Beauty and Fitness Curse.”

--Open Education Exchange


“We practice an esoteric form of transcendental medication.”

--A customer’s newsletter


“To Whom I May Concern:”

--Oops. Saw that on a letter one day.


“We proudly feature some-day shipping.”

--I may need it sooner than that.


“Our massage treatments help relive your pain.”

--From a brochure


“The penis mightier than the sword.”

--For lack of a space…
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