
04-08-2010, 01:04 PM
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Outlaw Flamer
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: Aug 2009
: Craggy Island
: 2,522
Rep Power: 19
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Famous typos:
“Boeing loses $70 million due to misplaced comma.”
San Francisco Chronicle
“Death sentence challenged over typo.”
---Sacramento Bee
“This contract shall be effective as of the singing of this agreement.”
---From a customer’s rental agreement; he was not a vocalist.
“He used his wench to pull his truck out of the ditch.”
---That’s not the purpose of women.
“I know judo, karate, jujitsu and other forms of marital arts.”
---Next time, try love, understanding and communication.
“Sign up now for our Beauty and Fitness Curse.”
--Open Education Exchange
“We practice an esoteric form of transcendental medication.”
--A customer’s newsletter
“To Whom I May Concern:”
--Oops. Saw that on a letter one day.
“We proudly feature some-day shipping.”
--I may need it sooner than that.
“Our massage treatments help relive your pain.”
--From a brochure
“The penis mightier than the sword.”
--For lack of a space…
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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