So, Windows 7 Paint...
Well, some may recall that 'Vista Paint' made it so text was really hard to read. '7 Paint' has developed this problem by making it even worse. Also, one of '7 Paint's' many intuitive functions has made it incredibly difficult to draw stick figures. So yeah. Sorry, Rosemary.
Also, my mouse is awful.
Maybe I can somehow transfer over 'Vista Paint' in a dark, twisted experiment taking place around midnight during a thunder storm...
Sorry for verticalness.
So Boris said, "Sir, this is crazy! Why are you risking everything on this mad scheme?"
And I said, "How dare you question me, infidel!" Then I called the guards and they threw him in the scorpion pit.
By this point, posh what's-his-thing was climbing up the wall of the fortress, but fortunately the bacon was cooked, so we took it out of the pan and threw the hot grease over the side and he fell, screaming, into the piranha-infested moat. It was was one of those days that just makes you really glad to be in the Evil Overlord business, you know?