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04-03-2010, 08:33 AM
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Okay, I no share pics, So I'll describe what I would look like If I were human:
I would be about 5'4", probably female, tan skin, short twany brown hair, brown eyes. I would wear thick amounts of eyeliner under my lowerlids for that "gothic" look, and I would always wear black. I would have scars up and down my forearms, and no peircings or black hair. To put it simply, if I WERE human, I would look like shit.
Top tips for feeling good from Happymaster Hobo.

1) Stop being so hard on yourself, everyone has their upsides.

2) Stop pretending you're not human, most animals lack the cognitive capacity if not the digits to allow typing. I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES.