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There is undeniable proof that God does NOT exist:

Vestigial organs: Humans have vestigial tailbones, vestigial caecums (which are now our appendices) and vestigial nictating membranes. Why would a God bother to include vestigial organs in any animal? We get no benefit from these organs, so they must be remnants of something we once had. Hence, this proves evolution.

The Sun: If God created everything, then the sole purpose of the Sun must be to provide heat and light for the Earth. Yet a study of the Sun proves that it is inefficient for this purpose. It is far too big and far too far away. If an architect was to design an efficient heating and lighting system for a large celestial body, he/she would probably come up with a cagelike structure surrounding the planet. The Sun does not fit this description in any way.

Either we have an extremely incompetent God, or there is no God.