Doctor: I have good news and bad news?
Patient: Okay...what's the good news?
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: W-well wh-whats t-t-the bad new-n-news. *:'(*
Doctor: It's terminal...
I made it up after reading OJA joke on cancer.
You know that sharks are immune to cancer?
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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