Being a woman (fragile and naive creatures), learning of the humble Fleshlight's existence must have come as quite a shock to you. We true men have known of their existence for years, and fabricated our own with Pringles cans, sheets of foam rubber and condoms. One day your inferior female brain will come to terms with the void of your being when all men procreate with cans to substitute the female form.
The Twil[flesh]ight
For the ever present never spoken male Twilight fan (or for females to have a very expensive clit-tickler). I'd suggest mixing red food colouring in with water based lubricant to use for this, and a smidgen on strawberry jam on the lips for that true authentic blod-clot look.