OKAY I GOT ONE! This guy, let's call him Ted, tells his friend Dave that he finally worked up the courage to ask out the hot girl who works at the coffee shop. "The problem was," says Ted " that every time I worked up the nerve to ask her out, I got this huge erection and got embarrased. So, this morning, I found a solution-I duck taped my dick to my leg. That way, It wouldn't show....but it didn't work."
"Well, What happened?"
Ted shakes his head. "I walked up to her and asked her out and she said Yes....but then I kicked her inthe face."
Get it? Because he taped his dick to his leg...
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