A little boy comes down the stairs and asks 'Daddy, what's the difference between Hypothetical and Reality?"
"Well," says the father "I could give you the book definitions, but I think it wouls be better to show an example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she would have sex with the mailman for 5000,000 dollars."
The little boy goes up the stairs and asks her. Then he comes back to his daddy. "Mommy said 'Hell yes I would!"
"Okay, now go ask your sister if she would have sex with the principal for 5000,000 dollars." Again the little boy goes up to ask, and again he comes back down to tell his dad what she said.
"She said 'Hell yeah!'"
"Okay, so Hypothetically we're millionares, but in reality we're living with two dirty whores."
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