OKAY I GOT ONE!
A guy that just brok out of prison goes to a house and breaks in. He finds a couple having sex in the bedroom, and orders then man to sit on the chair. The convict ties the man up, then gets on the girl and starts breathing on her neck and playing with her ear. Then he gets a hard-on and goes to the bathroom.
While in the bathroom, the man says 'Honey, look at that guy! He's probably an escaped convict that hasn't seen a woman in years. I could tell from the way he was kissing yourt neck. He will probably kill us both if you resist him. I want you to do anything he wants, no matter how kinky or how tired you are."
The woman laughed. "Oh, he wasn't kissing on my neck, he just told me he was gay and he said he thought you were cute. I told him the vasalene was in the bathroom, and remember, be strong!"
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