LOLOLOLOLOLOL couldn't come....
Ah, now I can only think of Chuck Norris jokes and Yo mama jokes. Damn.
NO WAIT I GOT ONE...
Okay, so there's this elementary school teacher who told the class that People were the only animals that stuttered.
A little girl raised her hand "I once had a kitty cat who stuttered!" she protested.
The teacher let her talk because she knew how cute some of these stories could be. "Well, what happened?"
"There was this big dog that the neighbors had that jumped over our fence and started barking at my kitty, but all my kitty could say was 'FFFFFF! FFFFFFF! FFFFFF!' And before she could say 'FUCK!!!!' the big dog killed her."
The teacher had to leave the classroom.
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