OH MY GOD THANK YOU ALL FOR BRINGING THIS BACK I COULDN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!
Okay, so there's this lizard in Australia crawling around and he sees a Koala smoking pot in a tree.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't you only eat Eucalyptus or something?" asks the lizard
"Naw, man, this shit is great, you got to have some."
So the lizard takes a joint and they both start to get high, when all of the sudden the lizard gets really thirsty. "I'm gonna go get a drink and stuff," says the lizard drowsily before falling out of the tree in his quest for water.
The lizard finds a watering hole and meets a crocodile. the crocodile is so surprised that the lizard's eyes are so red. "hey, are you okay?" asks the crocodile.
"Yeah, I'm just smoking doobies with my friend the Koala."
"The Koala smokes pot?"
"yeah, man, I've never seen anything so strange." the lizard goes back to drinking. The crocodile wonders if the lizard is just hallucinating, so he goes over to the tree to see if there really is a koala smoking pot in the tree.
"Hey, Koala, is that you?" asks the crocodile.
The koala looks down and screams "HOLY SHIT DUDE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK???"
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