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03-05-2010, 11:54 PM
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Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.
I prefer flesh coloured. Anything else seems weird.

I've been attaching it to the bathroom tiles in the shower and watching myself in the mirror. I'm so vain. But it's hot. So. Very. Hot.

Although tonight I think I'll order out and get a real one

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Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man
This is now stored to memory, and I will do this for any house parties I host.

Alcar...
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