[Kimon]

Paddy's driving along, when he sees a lorry. He drives up next to the lorry, and winds down his window. "You're losing your load!" he shouts.
"Fuck off!" the lorry driver tells him and continues.
A few more miles up, and Paddy tells him again. "You're losing your load!"
"Piss off!"
A few more miles up, Paddy tells him again. "Listen mate, you're losing your load!"
"Fuck off you daft Irish twat, I'm gritting the road!"

I had to do some serious translation for this one