the first time i played AO, i got 3. which really annoyed me. i then tried again approximately 45 minutes after finishing the previous game, and 3 and a half days later i got 42 1/2. i then proceeded to leave the game itself dormant for a while. this while was approximately 8 days, or 192 hours plus an extra 3 hours 27 minutes 32-40 seconds. i had just eaten cheese on toast the day i returned to it. the cheese was Pilgrims Choice, and the bread itself was Morrisons Brand Medium Sliced White Bread. the cheese was partially melted, but not to a degree i preferred seeing as the grill wasn't quite up to standards. i took a swig of my tea, which had milk and sugar in it, well stirred, and played the game again. i endured the game for 44 hours where i actually lost count of the minutes, thus less information just then. apologies for that. i managed to save 72 mudokons, but encountered a glitch on the 4th screen of the 2nd Zulag of the game in which you return to Rupture Farms. this enraged me so i pressed the small reset button on the Playstation which i estimate was about 1/4 of an inch in both length and width, an inch in perimeter and i haven't a clue what size in depth. after pressing this delightful button i awaited the game to reload. i continued from where i had last saved and rescued a further 3 mudokons, but then someone rang the doorbell so i attended to that, leaving the game on the feature which stops any interaction within it which i believe is widely known to be called 'pause'. a woman was at the door, asking whether i wanted to go with a cheaper gas company. i said i was quite happy with the one i was with and she replied to me, stating they would guarantee to beat any other gas company charges for the first 6 months. i did enquire as to what would happen after these first 6 months and she pulled an odd face. i took this as a chance to return to the Playstation 1 game Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee which was in a state of frozen play, the 'pause' feature. i eagerly took my leave and returned to the console in which my game was in. i then continued to play it up until i got to the 14th screen and somehow died. i gave up momentarily and wondered whether i should have cheese on toast like i had had a few days before, but then thought i would make a cup of coffee and go for some variety in my lifestyle. the coffee itself was brown, as most coffee is, and was in the form where all you need to do is add hot water to it. remarkable, it is, and otherwise known as 'instant'. i went to the fridge, the game i was playing 17 minutes earlier still fresh in mind, and noticed i had no milk. i did depart for the corner shop.
more unnecessarily excruciating details about something universally trivial once i find the incredibly detailed diaries i made of my every single move.
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