[Gwan-Thwei]

Okay, I know that this one's not really all that funny, but it's all I could think of.

A mother and her son walk into a Mcdonalds. While the mother orders the food, the boy plays in the ball pit. When the mother sits down witht their meals, the boy is crying and holding his butt. The mother cannot find out what is wrong, but thinks that something probably bruised it and she promises the boy that she will look at it when she gets home.
So, when they DO get home, the mother removes the boys pants and sees two small red marks, wide apart like a snake bite. She takes him to the doctors and they give him the antidote for rattlesnake venom. Outraged that the boy was bitten by a rattlesnake in a regulated restaurant, she calls up the manager at that McDonalds, and lets them have it.

"Oh, you're son is very lucky," says the manager on the phone. [spoiler]"One kid today got eaten by a Shark in there."[spoiler]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! the spoiler didn't work and now it looks stupid! what did I do wrong?