Nerdspeak 2
One of my friends and I made this up...
A nerd gets in a fight with a bully
Nerd: Ahm... Okay, ah... Pocket protectors OFF. Okay. Mmmmmm.... I do sonic punch which takes away 30 HP. And ah... We each have 20 HP so, ummmm.... You are dead.
The bully punches him in the face.
Nerd: Hmm.... It seems my glasses have lost structural integrity.
Bully: Why don't you structural integrity THIS!
Nerd: Actually, you are a fool because theoretically, it is impossible to physically, and I quote, "structural integrity" anything. Golly, structural integrity isn't even--
Bully punches him again.
Nerd: AAAGH! He's using "WHILWIND BLAST!"
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