that one made me chuckle for a good while.
i don't know if this one has been told;
a farm hand phones his boss and tells him "i've ran over a pig, and its stuck under the tractor, still alive. what should i do?", his boss replies "shoot the thing, and then bury it".
the farm hand phones his boss back half an hour later. "done that, what should i do with his fucking speed camera?"
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