I got a good one! Little John Thomas walks in on his parents have sex. When they spot him they stop and the dad says, "Uh... son?"
Little Johnny starts to cry, and his dad says, "Look, I'm sorry son. Adults just do this kind of thing..."
"It's not that!" says little Johnny. "She said she'd never cheat on me!"
HO HO HO HO I JUST MADE THAT ONE UP
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