WAIT WAIT I finally Got one... BTW I don't know how to do spoiler bars or whatever, and since no one has been using them for a while, is it okay?
Anyway, a little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He screams and runs out of the room crying. His mom climbs off and runs off to ask the boy what's wrong. The little boy says 'Mommy, why were you jumping up and down on Daddy?'
The mom says, 'Well, uh, I was....Jumping up and down to get all of the air out of him!'
The little boy smiles and says 'You might want to tell the neighbor that, because every day at lunchtime she comes over to blow him back up again.'
HAW HAW HAW ignorance is bliss...
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