A German's using a cash machine. This particular cash machine responded to voice. It asked, "Would you like to withdraw any money?"
"Nein." He responded.
"£9."
"Nein, nein!"
"£99."
"Nein! NEIN! NEIN!"
"£999."
And so forth.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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