Hello there :3 I am Uros Osium Tokker, call me simply Uros. Am the creator of the fictional company Head Hunter Entertainments (I like it and I will own it someday :3) that specializes in adult stories and not so typical adventures. So yea… You can say I am that kind of artist.
This first post is to get everyone to know what I am going to do around since I am sadly not a forum person… I prefer to use yahoo to talk around mostly ^^. If something catches my attention a lot however… expect me to be a fly around it >:3
Well, into business:
This first post is to tell what the story is going to be about and make sure it is by the rules even after reading the said rules cause I am not fully sure I am going to break them. Also to show where detailed descriptions of my creatures will be (Which is here:
http://headhunterentertain.deviantart.com/ and is right now empty).
The story will take place about the other side of the sea, not in Mudos (At least the first part). This new land (at least the explored land) has been called Escoria and is home of many new creatures as well as the grave of some ancient DNA that would make the cloning process of every creature in Oddworld a success.
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If you are wondering my reason as to why the Vykkers aren’t able to clone creatures until now, my answer is simple: They are complicate. Too strange and perfected forms attuned to the maximum to their way of life unlike things are in our world. Their structure and DNA is unable to be copied in its original form and none of the creatures that are originally from Oddworld seems to be anything as simple as in our world, so no copy and paste for them and no Dolly either.
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What is that DNA? Well: Human DNA. Why? I used the theory of some of the DNA coming from space thanks to meteors and such… if that was possible here (And I mean POSSIBLE) why not in Oddworld?
So yes, this story will have humans (Well, human mostly) and creatures mixed with their DNA to simplify it and get easier to clone (Simply 'able' to clone would be better). Of course toying with DNA is like giving a Vykker some chocolate and toys to try and create a monster with them two together.
Things are going to get awry, as always, errors will be made and misfits will be created since the Vykkers can temper with their character and mood slightly as much as with appearance, collor and such... You guessed right: They break some merchandise during production. Guess mixing such a volatile creature as a human with something as a Mudokon or a Slig is not such a good idea. And that is just an example.
In resume: What is going to be in this story? A group of misfits brought together by the smallest (and cutest) misfit ever as they try to escape, live and, if needed, fight for their survival (if they can, that is).
The story will contain-
VIOLENCE: may vary from simply a few punches, a bit of blood to decapitations, dismemberment, etc… You have been warned beforehand. Think that this is Oddworld and while brutality was cut down a little over the Xbox games, I still loved the first two even if they were a bit gory if you may call them that.
ADULT SITUATIONS: Nudity is something common in Oddworld if we get to talk about Sligs and Mudokons that have something to show you know? They usually don’t fancy clothes as we all know. Something that is a bit more direct than that will be warned beforehand OR deleted to give that kind of scenes on my DA page only if asked to.
SWEARING: This is an adult story where you may find funny things as much as someone swearing to the clouds every possible dirty word in the world… It is most possible that FU** is the least of the things you will find in Oddworld and we don’t have a system to muzzle the guys when they are going to let their anger burst out.
FUNNY MATERIAL: After all, this is Oddworld… you may find some silly situations where you may forget the last naughty scene or that violent beating from before to snicker a bit.
ORIGINAL CREATURES: That can go from the Idiku and Adaio (giant centipedes that I will give descriptions latter) to the brutal and disgusting Dashagon (A giant ground creature that resembles a wingless horrid bat, has a giant eye as face and opens it to show a myriad of teeth inside to… Well you can get it or I will surprise you latter). Count that I have no drawing skills so you will see no drawings of these things at all (except if someone wants to do that).
IMPORTANT:
This story is NOT recommended for anyone NOT familiar with Oddworld and its ways and those who DON’T like any adult situations, blood or anything mentioned above… So yea, probably most people here will not have problem with anything except the adult situations.
After Business:
Now I want my cookie from reading the rules and to know if I got too close to bend some, because I am not yet fully sure if I did so. Also because I don’t know if someone will gut me alive if I modify some basic things such as Mudokons or Sligs while also putting humans here (However, the “mutants” will be few, most creatures are normal in appearance. This doesn’t include my own creations for the wildlife and some species). I don’t want to look suicidal but I also won’t change the content that is going to be on my story if someone doesn’t like it… I am faithful to my work and I rarely change it big time for anything, only want to know if people don’t like the idea so I will move it to my DA page only.
If there is nothing wrong then I will post the already finished introduction, short section for the small character sheets and the first chapter right away in a few hours… or tomorrow
(Depends if I want to place here the second chapter too).
Also a last WARNING!!!!:
Really descriptive guy, dependant of comments to make things better and also am an Art Wh*** because I can’t frigging draw and I love pics of my things x3.
If you are searching for a simple story with short chapters let me tell you something: You are screwed. My minimum page number per chapter is usually 10 or so, commonly size 10 too except when something else is up like a side chapter or such. Expect BIG chapters.
So you know what does the simbols mean here and now:
“…” Means dialogue.
‘…’ Something hinted and such, you will figure it out.
*…* Sounds or thinking. Pretty obvious which is which when you read it.
[…] or (…) Author’s comments or various notes.