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News Flash: It's not my job to pay you in bills and toonies. You can enjoy your bag of pennies.
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I helped my friend pay for that Anime Princess DS game the other day which he refused to just accept my change and buy himself, so I had to look silly buying a little baby game at 9:30 at night. He said he'd pay me back and later gave me a big bag of Nickels, Dimes and Pennies to pay me back that didn't actually have all enough money. I left him a note telling him he owes me more and that he is, in fact, Shitler.
When I went to see The Strangers in theatres some tremendous thunderdouche said "Sawed Off? That'll do some damage!" when the main character grabbed a hunting shotgun that wasn't sawed off at all. I feel like I've told this story before.