I own this Jesus action figure:
(Not a photo that I've taken).
I also own a
blasphemous T-shirt.
On top of that, I own a woman. You can fuck it and everything, but you have to spend loads of money to buy it. There's like this trial period, and then you have to take it to some place where a priest sells it to you and its family celebrate because they no longer have to look after it.