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01-08-2010, 05:45 AM
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How can you know you were performing above average? That just sounds like a guy who thinks he's a perfect driver whilst drunk.
I don't mean to say that I was being a terrific lover, necessarily. Just that I was a bit more....mmm....active, I guess. It was half an hour of almost non-stop pneumatic pounding.

@ Alcar: I'm not sure if it had hazelnut in it, or not. It was whiskey. That seems like a good liquor to put hazelnut in, so maybe.
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