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01-07-2010, 03:39 PM
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I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.
Had you consumed a liqueur containing hazelnut? That terrifying chest thing happened to me once - although instead of an explosion mine felt like it was caving in on itself.

It was then, that I realised I had a mild allergy to hazelnut. And I've never touched Frangelico since.

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