A man drives past a shore and sees a woman on the cliff's edge, standing and looking into the horizon, clearly about to jump. The man rushes to her and asks 'whoa whoa now, are you going to jump?' to which the girl says 'yes, and I've made my choice. You can't turn my head around anymore, I'm doing it now.'.
'It's not really that, I accept suicide. My brother, for one, was in a such a miserable state in his life that he made a suicide, and it was for the best. I can definitely see your point, and I understand. Sometimes there are times in life that suicide is the only option.'
'But, before you jump' Says the man. 'Don't throw your life away just like that.. How about one last blowjob?'.
'Well, I guess it can't harm anyone'.
So, they take their time to get the job done, and after all that the man, while closing his belt buckle, sighs 'My god. That was AMAZING. Seriously, wow..' to which the woman says 'Glad I could be of assistance one last time'.
The man stands up and asks 'By the way, before I go.. If I can ask... why are you jumping, anyway?'
The woman looks at the man and says 'My parents couldn't accept that I dress and talk like a woman'
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