I've done the sprites!
What it really needs is that brain-melting dun... dun... dun... dun... dun... dun... dun... dun... dun.. dun.. dun.. dun.. dun. dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundundundundundunAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHMYBRAINNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
That 'soundtrack' is gonna be haunting my dreams tonight.