Have you been waiting?
Wait no longer.
Your proud WOTA2 veterans have returned for another year of colourful awesome in the form of what have been scientifically described as
*pause for suspense*
FUZZY MESSES!
New to the war? Give up now! Men and gods have tried and failed to stop the obsession but the truth is; if you've not fallen in love with them, you soon will do.
Brothers of artistic combat, fathers of the old ways, and newbies alike,
I give you;
THE RETURN OF THE PURPLE-FUZZY-MESS-WITH-RED-EYES AND THE GREEN-FUZZY-MESS-WITH-ORANGE-EYES!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere on the outskirts of nowhere in particular, 1964
The fuzzy-messes' immortal substance has allowed them to survive the nuclear winter. However, the final explosion scattered particles of fuzzy-mess across the globe, most of which froze in ice, incapable of reforming for unknown and un-replicable reasons. But the new light of a new era but probably not a new sun now shines bright in the sky and the fuzzy-messes have escaped their icy tombs and brought themselves life once again.
But for a duo so meant to be, is a life alone really a life?