Oh yes Hyrule:
"Come to our beautifull countryside. Live in the big city, or maybe the village is for you. We also have unique wildlife like the near indestrucible giant planty thing that will try to kill you. And lets not forget the nightlife, deformed glowey eyed skeletons jump out of the ground by your feet, trying to gouge your eyes out until morning. Why not have a great day out at one of the inaccesible temples complete with monsters. Here in Hyrule everything wants to kill you, we hope you visit soon."
Is Link really saving Hyrule? It seems everyone is just going to be killed by thier surroundings
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