DI's Surrealism Generator is getting slowly more sexual towards me. It used to be normal stuff like asking me if I was a congealing brick, but it just told me 'Apparently Nik and Mr Spoon like to fit inside each other'.
ALSO FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: The best way to annoy someone trying to tell you awful knock-knock jokes: Every time they say 'Knock Knock', say 'Come in...'
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