A penguin was doing a cross-country trip on his Harley when suddenly he breaks down in a small isolated town. He walked his bike to the local mechanic who said to him; "It should be fixed in half an hour, maybe you should go and have some lunch and them come back to pick your bike up,".
So the penguin waddled to the local ice-cream parlour and started scoffing down some vanilla ice cream, making a big mess.
After glancing at his wrist watch the penguin realises his hour has almost elapsed, so he hurriedly waddled back to the mechanic, upon arrival the mechanic told him; "It appears that you have blown a seal!"
"Don't worry," said the penguin "It's just ice-cream!"
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