Here I present to you...
WONDER-GOD!
Entirely black and white bar the bolts of raw lightning he produces from his fingertips (and the tips of other extraneous body parts), WONDER-GOD is the omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, omnivorous, omnidirectional, omnibus deity of the Caraway Lands. Fear him, and lo!, ye shall be smote by his wondrous Lightning Rod.
