So much for me saying 'no blocks with eyes'.
In other news, it's time for my characters to crawl out from under the wreckage! Sadly, the pacman ghosts didn't survive 20 years of nuclear winter. However, a certain blond bombshell was more fortunate...
Rosemary Beaufau was recruited by President UltraSafe 8000 during Art War II to star in a series of
highly successful silent movies containing 'tactfully hidden' pro-government messages.
Rosemary l
ater dated a terrorist's henchman but when her fiancé was
seemingly murdered by the serial killer, Carl, she ended her life as a damsel in distress and began a career as a deadly femme fatale, hunting down Carl on a quest for revenge. In the end she managed to
track down and
kill Carl but part of her plot to do so involved her betraying President UltraSafe, and after Carl's death
she was thrown into jail, where she remained until the beginning of the nuclear winter. How did she survive the Arctic cold? Who knows? She keeps this secret close to her heart.
Oh, alright. Allow me to introduce General UltraSafe 8000.
Aaaand here's the terrifying legacy of UltraSafe 8000!
(Hey, if he can't rule a country then neither can anyone else!)